Tuesday, March 24, 2009

"What have you done Mark David Chapman?"

...well, apparently you didn't kill John Lennon!

According to a van I drove by on US 19 this morning, John Lennon was killed by ... wait for it ... Stephen King.

This white van seemed very intent on spreading the word to the masses, what with the black lettering covering it saying "Stephen King Killed John Lennon" and pointing to its website, which I won't dignify with naming or linking to. So just in case anyone doubted there are some seriously crazy people in this world, there you have it. (Now I know why they call US 19 the most dangerous road in America.)

Speculation as to what Stephen King's motive could have possibly been, as well as why he would have then apparently hired a guy named Mark David Chapman to stand over Lennon's body reading from The Catcher in the Rye until he was apprehended, may be placed in the comments.

"Instant karma's gonna get you..."
- John Lennon, Instant Karma

10 Comments:

Blogger Jeff said...

See, Lennon had a supernatural power that, when combined with the destructive power of Yoko Ono's voice, was going to destroy the world unless King himself stopped him...

Wow. Is the amount of crazy in the world increasing with time, or are we just becoming more sensitive to it?

March 24, 2009 10:34 AM  
Blogger Matthew B. Novak said...

Whatever King's reason, I'm sure it started off really spooky and mysterious and supernatural, but then he didn't know how to end it so resorted to bloodshed.

March 24, 2009 12:55 PM  
Blogger Barzelay said...

How can you not link to it? You're like Werner Herzog in Grizzly Man.

March 24, 2009 5:56 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Honestly, I don't remember the website. It was something like lennonmurder.com. Feel free to check it if you like.

March 24, 2009 7:47 PM  
Blogger Matthew B. Novak said...

Great reference Barzelay.

March 24, 2009 7:56 PM  
Blogger Jeff said...

Matt - it's easily Googleable.

That Hickory Waffle House is getting awful crowded...

March 25, 2009 11:41 AM  
Blogger Ben said...

There's crazy....and then there's diagnosed mental illness. I think we're dealing with the latter in this case.

Let this be an obvious lesson to y'all - one can be mentally ill and still create a website.

March 25, 2009 2:36 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Ben, I think this blog perfectly proves that theory.

March 25, 2009 4:50 PM  
Blogger Tor Hershman said...

It may just be someone lookin' to grab some $$$. The book's for sale, it ain't free.

April 16, 2009 7:25 PM  
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