Friday, February 20, 2009

"Sometimes I wanna get you low..."

Hey, let's appease Muslims while pissing off short Christians!

So what, now people like myself aren't afforded any sort of spiritual guidance without help of a stepstool or ladder? And you wonder why we become agnostics...

Not to mention, the children! Won't someone please think of the children?

(H/T: Jacob, as usual.)

"I had a drink the other day
Opinions were like kittens, I was giving them away"
- Modest Mouse, Out of Gas


Blogger Matthew B. Novak said...

Hey, I'm a short Christian!

I just don't understand getting offended by where a religious text happens to end up in a library... there was nothing intentional about book placement, right? I mean, it all depends on the size of shelves and number of books and such, doesn't it? How can people be offended by random circumstance?

February 20, 2009 11:50 AM  
Blogger Jeff said...

The Banditos Theorem is alive and well...

February 20, 2009 12:42 PM  
Blogger Matthew B. Novak said...

I know it gets mentioned all the time, and I should probably already know what it means exactly, and I'm a little embarrassed, but...

Would you mind explaining the Banditos Theorem to me (and how it got the name)? Thanks.

February 20, 2009 4:43 PM  
Blogger Jeff said...

Here. Pay special attention to the chorus.

February 20, 2009 4:53 PM  
Blogger Ben said...

By the way, Mike....are you going to be using song lyrics for your titles from henceforth?

March 02, 2009 11:47 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

I was wondering how long it would be before anybody noticed... yes, that's the general plan, assuming I ever find time and inspiration to post something new.

March 02, 2009 3:49 PM  

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