"Sometimes I wanna get you low..."
Hey, let's appease Muslims while pissing off short Christians!
So what, now people like myself aren't afforded any sort of spiritual guidance without help of a stepstool or ladder? And you wonder why we become agnostics...
Not to mention, the children! Won't someone please think of the children?
(H/T: Jacob, as usual.)
"I had a drink the other day
Opinions were like kittens, I was giving them away"
- Modest Mouse, Out of Gas
So what, now people like myself aren't afforded any sort of spiritual guidance without help of a stepstool or ladder? And you wonder why we become agnostics...
Not to mention, the children! Won't someone please think of the children?
(H/T: Jacob, as usual.)
"I had a drink the other day
Opinions were like kittens, I was giving them away"
- Modest Mouse, Out of Gas
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Hey, I'm a short Christian!
I just don't understand getting offended by where a religious text happens to end up in a library... there was nothing intentional about book placement, right? I mean, it all depends on the size of shelves and number of books and such, doesn't it? How can people be offended by random circumstance?
The Banditos Theorem is alive and well...
I know it gets mentioned all the time, and I should probably already know what it means exactly, and I'm a little embarrassed, but...
Would you mind explaining the Banditos Theorem to me (and how it got the name)? Thanks.
Here. Pay special attention to the chorus.
By the way, Mike....are you going to be using song lyrics for your titles from henceforth?
I was wondering how long it would be before anybody noticed... yes, that's the general plan, assuming I ever find time and inspiration to post something new.
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