Mad Props

There has been so much written about the passage of Proposition 8 in the state of California (or "Cahl-ee-foah-nee-ya", as its awesome governor who should be allowed to run for president would say) that I have absolutely nothing to add. If my position on the issue of gay marriage is seriously unclear by now, allow me to sum it up, yet again, by pointing out that government, be it local, state, or federal, simply has absolutely positively no place defining marriage at all. Period.

That having been said, regardless of how you feel about the issue, if this article doesn't make you laugh, you are seriously devoid of anything remotely resembling a sense of humor. (Hat tip: FARK.com.)

"Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding"
- Harvey Danger, Flagpole Sitta