Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Oh no! They're going to attack us with underwear and bovine jism!

Really, CNN? How interesting...

Seems to me like quite a subtle and effective way for us to thwart Iran, a nation we suspect of harboring terrorists and having nuclear aspirations, is to ship them a bunch of useless shit in exchange for money. Hell, our number one export to them (cigarettes) is something known to be harmful to one's health. If we can't stop them from going "nucular", maybe we can just make it really really hard for them to breathe.

And seriously, what in the everloving crap are they doing with that much bull cum? On second thought, I don't want to know.

UPDATE: Apparently, John McCain made the same joke I did with regards to cigarettes, except (I would argue) a little more confrontational and mean-spirited. Maybe this means I should vote for him... then again, maybe not.

"These are times that can't be weathered"
- Rilo Kiley, Pictures of Success

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