Nations react to North Korea
The following are how I envision various other nations reacting to North Korea's missile tests:
South Korea: Anyone want to swap neighbors?
China: Um, idiots, we're actually trying to be a functioning part of the rest of the world, and you keep dragging us down. What the hell, man?
Iraq: And the U.S. invaded us?
France: We surrender unconditionally.
U.S.: (barely stifled laughter)
Seriously, Kim Jong-Il is a bloody moron. But a damn good golfer.
Song lyric of the day:
"You said that night that we might run away
And yes, we'll end up in some better place
And once we'd gone there'd be no coming back"
- People in Planes, Token Trapped Woman
South Korea: Anyone want to swap neighbors?
China: Um, idiots, we're actually trying to be a functioning part of the rest of the world, and you keep dragging us down. What the hell, man?
Iraq: And the U.S. invaded us?
France: We surrender unconditionally.
U.S.: (barely stifled laughter)
Seriously, Kim Jong-Il is a bloody moron. But a damn good golfer.
Song lyric of the day:
"You said that night that we might run away
And yes, we'll end up in some better place
And once we'd gone there'd be no coming back"
- People in Planes, Token Trapped Woman
2 Comments:
you forgot Japan's response...which must be just the tiniest bit nervous.
yeah, nervous that the North K may hit a couple of their boats in the sea of Japan.
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