Breaking news from CNN
Thank God "other white meat" just called me. I would have had no idea. He was watching CNN, and the following breaking news bulletin came up:
"Blogs may be biased and uncensored."
My God! I had no idea! This changes everything! Thank you, CNN, for bringing this to my attention. Here I thought I was getting entirely unbiased, government-approved information from the blogs I frequent, and suddenly it turns out that all along, people were actually expressed non-objective viewpoints without official permission. I wish I had found this out sooner.
Idiots.
Song lyric of the day:
"Thoughts meander like a restless wind inside a letter box
They tumble blindly as they make their way across the universe
Jai Guru De Va Om
Nothing's gonna change my world"
- the Beatles, Across the Universe
"Blogs may be biased and uncensored."
My God! I had no idea! This changes everything! Thank you, CNN, for bringing this to my attention. Here I thought I was getting entirely unbiased, government-approved information from the blogs I frequent, and suddenly it turns out that all along, people were actually expressed non-objective viewpoints without official permission. I wish I had found this out sooner.
Idiots.
Song lyric of the day:
"Thoughts meander like a restless wind inside a letter box
They tumble blindly as they make their way across the universe
Jai Guru De Va Om
Nothing's gonna change my world"
- the Beatles, Across the Universe
1 Comments:
The traditional news media is just jealous that blogs have more vitality and muck-raking vigor than they have had since Woodward and Bernstein.
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